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	<title>Annie &#187; Facetious</title>
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	<description>The world through my eyes.  A blog made of fail.</description>
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		<title>Confucius</title>
		<link>http://blog.annieli.co.uk/2009/12/10/confucius/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:23:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facetious]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[University]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When using a computer and you start becoming frustrated, take a break from it otherwise you may do something stupid.  I.e. reformating the laptop, without having saved the bookmarks, which were intended as part of your dissertation. *palmface*]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When using a computer and you start becoming frustrated, take a break from it otherwise you may do something stupid. </p>
<p>I.e. reformating the laptop, without having saved the bookmarks, which were intended as part of your dissertation. *palmface*</p>
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		<title>What Have They Done To Me?</title>
		<link>http://blog.annieli.co.uk/2009/09/04/what-have-they-done-to-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facetious]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m usually one of these people, who when they start cleaning don&#8217;t stop until it&#8217;s finished. Since the holidays began (July) I&#8217;ve been working as a book-in-clean-dispatch person.  I basically clean faxes and printers.  Eck, not nice.  I think I&#8217;ve got to the point where I&#8217;m sick of cleaning.   I&#8217;d never thought I&#8217;d see [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m usually one of these people, who when they start cleaning don&#8217;t stop until it&#8217;s finished.</p>
<p>Since the holidays began (July) I&#8217;ve been working as a book-in-clean-dispatch person.  I basically clean faxes and printers.  Eck, not nice.  I think I&#8217;ve got to the point where I&#8217;m sick of cleaning. <img src='http://blog.annieli.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' />   I&#8217;d never thought I&#8217;d see the day when that happens, as I&#8217;m usually happy cleaning.  It&#8217;s even got the point where I can&#8217;t even be bothered get my room in order and the painting was finished two weeks ago.  My room is a tip!</p>
<p>It is bugging me but I&#8217;m at the stage where I just can&#8217;t be bothered and procrastinate.  Hence why I&#8217;ve come to post about it. <img src='http://blog.annieli.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>To the old me: come back! <sup>1</sup></p>
<ol class="footnotes"><li id="footnote_0_318" class="footnote">Apologies for the drivel I have just selfishly shared.</li></ol>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Retouching Jewellery</title>
		<link>http://blog.annieli.co.uk/2009/06/16/retouching-jewellery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:04:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facetious]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[University]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Google is not my friend. How do you get the background white1?  How?  How? I have tried adjusting the brightness/contrast, levels, colour balance&#8230;etc]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Google is not my friend.</p>
<p>How do you get the background white<sup>1</sup>?  How?  How?</p>
<ol class="footnotes"><li id="footnote_0_291" class="footnote">I have tried adjusting the brightness/contrast, levels, colour balance&#8230;etc</li></ol>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Delivering Package</title>
		<link>http://blog.annieli.co.uk/2009/06/03/delivering-package/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:49:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facetious]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You know those customer who order things online, wait eagerly for their package to dispatch and deliver, only for them not to be home to sign for the package, thus needing the delivery person to take back to the depot, then redeliver the next day? Do you know the same customer who continues this process [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know those customer who order things online, wait eagerly for their package to dispatch and deliver, only for them not to be home to sign for the package, thus needing the delivery person to take back to the depot, then redeliver the next day?</p>
<p>Do you know the same customer who continues this process for almost every online purchase?  It&#8217;s annoying isn&#8217;t it?  It&#8217;s almost as annoying as my constant questioning.  In fact, it&#8217;s probably extremely irritating.</p>
<p>Note to customer:  be home, make sure someone&#8217;s home or, alternatively, get off your lazy butt and physically go to the shops.</p>
<p>Who am I talking about, you might ask?  Um&#8230;me<sup>1</sup> *looks down in shame*.</p>
<ol class="footnotes"><li id="footnote_0_283" class="footnote"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">In my defence I had asked for someone to be home for the delivery of mp3</span> &lt;- just remembered that that package was actually signed for <img src='http://blog.annieli.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' />   In terms of the mp3 case, well, I thought it&#8217;d fit through the letter box&#8230;how wrong am I?</li></ol>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Spammed By President</title>
		<link>http://blog.annieli.co.uk/2009/03/16/spammed-by-president/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:45:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facetious]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spam]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You can click on the image to see the bigger picture. Hahaha.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can click on the image to see the bigger picture.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 526px"><a href="http://blog.annieli.co.uk/photos/SpamBO.png" rel="lightbox[249]"><img title="Spammed By President" src="http://blog.annieli.co.uk/photos/SpamBO.png" alt="Look who I found in my comment spam. :D" width="516" height="37" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Look who I found in my spam comments. <img src='http://blog.annieli.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p></div>
<p style="text-align: left;">Hahaha.</p>
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		<title>Oops&#8230;I Did It Again</title>
		<link>http://blog.annieli.co.uk/2008/12/03/oopsi-did-it-again/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.annieli.co.uk/2008/12/03/oopsi-did-it-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 08:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facetious]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You see, I have a tendency to walk past people I know without greeting them. I did it again yesterday. It&#8217;s not that I&#8217;m trying to be arrogant or impolite, I just&#8230;walk past. It&#8217;s even resulted in me getting a few telling offs by my siblings but I can&#8217;t help it. Do you have any [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You see, I have a tendency to walk past people I know without greeting them.  I did it again yesterday.  It&#8217;s not that I&#8217;m trying to be arrogant or impolite, I just&#8230;walk past.  It&#8217;s even resulted in me getting a few telling offs by my siblings but I can&#8217;t help it.</p>
<p>Do you have any traits which might come across as rude unintentionally?</p>
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		<title>Random Question Of The Day</title>
		<link>http://blog.annieli.co.uk/2008/09/17/random-question-of-the-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 07:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facetious]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[superhuman power]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll soon be back at university.  Therefore this will be my last week at work (at the &#8220;new&#8221; place not the jewellery shop), meaning, my wages will be going towards the petrol (ever so slightly reduced).  Woohoo.  So, if I could choose a superhuman power to have right now, it would be the ability to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll soon be back at university.  Therefore this will be my last week at work (at the &#8220;new&#8221; place not the jewellery shop), meaning, my wages will be going towards the petrol (ever so slightly reduced).  Woohoo.  <img src='http://blog.annieli.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>So, if I could choose a superhuman power to have right now, it would be the ability to teleport.</p>
<p>Burning question of the day (ha): If you had a choice of having <em>a</em> superhuman power, what would it be?</p>
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		<title>Dear Argos</title>
		<link>http://blog.annieli.co.uk/2008/07/15/dear-argos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:49:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facetious]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Argos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[camera]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m am writing to let you know that there are a couple of issues with the fault notes you leave with cameras.  I appreciate that staff may not know everything about the workings of a camera but I&#8217;d like to flag up a few of things: None of the cameras supply rechargeable batteries.  Your staff [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m am writing to let you know that there are a couple of issues with the fault notes you leave with cameras.  I appreciate that staff may not know everything about the workings of a camera but I&#8217;d like to flag up a few of things:</p>
<ol>
<li>None of the cameras supply rechargeable batteries.  Your staff should know they&#8217;re not rechargeable because you sell batteries and stock them on the shelves.  So, by &#8220;charge problem&#8221; I&#8217;m assuming the you mean the batteries have actually ran out of power?  Well&#8230;</li>
<li>Make sure that <em>all</em> the accessories are there.  I thought that was mandatory when taking returns/exchanges, no?</li>
<li>This one is sort of related to point 2.  Please check that the returned/exchanged item actually, oh, has the correct camera model, which is stated on the box.  Saying that, make sure the returned/exchanged camera is actually a digital camera and not some disposable one, or a mobile for that matter.</li>
<li>Fortunately this has only happened to me once but it still left me scarred but could you please ask customers to delete all their pictures?  I&#8217;d rather not come across another image which shows a woman starting to put on some clothes.</li>
<li>Cameras do not come with remotes.  End of.</li>
</ol>
<p>Yours Sincerely,</p>
<p>Annie</p>
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		<title>Gift List</title>
		<link>http://blog.annieli.co.uk/2008/05/26/gift-list/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 16:11:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facetious]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[birthday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hot water bottle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[portfolio]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s just hit me that in just over a month I&#8217;ll be turning 21. In true Sweet Sixteen-er style I have concocted a list of the most dearest things money can buy. Here we go: A hot water bottle, which is essential for when the time of the month comes. Sod the fact that I&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s just hit me that in just over a month I&#8217;ll be turning 21.  In true Sweet Sixteen-er style I have concocted a list of the most dearest things money can buy.  <img src='http://blog.annieli.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />   Here we go:</p>
<ul>
<li>A hot water bottle, which is essential for when the time of the month comes.  Sod the fact that I&#8217;ll look like an idiot at university, I&#8217;ll wrap one around my abdomen so long as it calms the excruciating pain.</li>
<li>A portfolio.  I&#8217;m one of these people who can&#8217;t seem to let go.  I know that I&#8217;ll have to eventually sell my jewellery so keeping images in a nice portfolio would be great.</li>
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<p>And&#8230;er&#8230;well&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Wii Neglect</title>
		<link>http://blog.annieli.co.uk/2008/05/20/wii-neglect/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 19:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facetious]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cooking Mama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nintendo Wii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Super Mario Galaxy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Super Paper Mario]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If I was to personify my Nintendo Wii I&#8217;d say it was at the teenage stage of depression. It must have felt so unloved. Until last Saturday I hadn&#8217;t played on it for months (4?). The shame, the shame. My dad must have thought it was money down the drain as he brought it as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I was to personify my Nintendo Wii I&#8217;d say it was at the teenage stage of depression.  It must have felt so unloved.  <img src='http://blog.annieli.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Until last Saturday I hadn&#8217;t played on it for months (4?).  The shame, the shame.  My dad must have thought it was money down the drain as he brought it as a birthday present.</p>
<p>Looking back on the games I&#8217;ve got for the console I&#8217;ve conjured up my 3 favourite games of the ones I own.  Bear in mind I only have 9 (including Wii Sports and Resident Evil, which is my brother&#8217;s) games in total, thus 3 favourites and not 5.  <img src='http://blog.annieli.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' />   Now, in no particular order:</p>
<ul>
<li>Cooking Mama;</li>
<li>Super Paper Mario;</li>
<li>Super Mario Galaxy.</li>
</ul>
<p>Slightly veering off the subject but I&#8217;ll soon be out of chapters/stages (&#8230;planets?) and wondered what games people would recommend?</p>
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