You know those customer who order things online, wait eagerly for their package to dispatch and deliver, only for them not to be home to sign for the package, thus needing the delivery person to take back to the depot, then redeliver the next day?

Do you know the same customer who continues this process for almost every online purchase?  It’s annoying isn’t it?  It’s almost as annoying as my constant questioning.  In fact, it’s probably extremely irritating.

Note to customer:  be home, make sure someone’s home or, alternatively, get off your lazy butt and physically go to the shops.

Who am I talking about, you might ask?  Um…me¹ *looks down in shame*.

1. In my defence I had asked for someone to be home for the delivery of mp3 <- just remembered that that package was actually signed for   In terms of the mp3 case, well, I thought it’d fit through the letter box…how wrong am I? [↩]

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Look who I found in my spam comments.

Hahaha.

You see, I have a tendency to walk past people I know without greeting them. I did it again yesterday. It’s not that I’m trying to be arrogant or impolite, I just…walk past. It’s even resulted in me getting a few telling offs by my siblings but I can’t help it.

Do you have any traits which might come across as rude unintentionally?

I’ll soon be back at university.  Therefore this will be my last week at work (at the “new” place not the jewellery shop), meaning, my wages will be going towards the petrol (ever so slightly reduced).  Woohoo. 

So, if I could choose a superhuman power to have right now, it would be the ability to teleport.

Burning question of the day (ha): If you had a choice of having a superhuman power, what would it be?

It’s just hit me that in just over a month I’ll be turning 21. In true Sweet Sixteen-er style I have concocted a list of the most dearest things money can buy. Here we go:

• A hot water bottle, which is essential for when the time of the month comes. Sod the fact that I’ll look like an idiot at university, I’ll wrap one around my abdomen so long as it calms the excruciating pain.
• A portfolio. I’m one of these people who can’t seem to let go. I know that I’ll have to eventually sell my jewellery so keeping images in a nice portfolio would be great.

And…er…well…