Some of you may know them as cell phones, others may know them as the bane of their existence
. I think…no…I know I hate mobiles. Do I have one? Yes. Why? It was forced upon me, believe it or not.
I have no problem with makers embracing technology but some owners deserve to be slapped. Why?
Case 1
The worst case is music, or more specifically loud music. I don’t have a problem with people playing music on their phones. However, abusing the volume function is a no. Why must some mobile owners insist on playing their music loud? It becomes so infuriating that I’m tempted to just bring out my mallet and whack the life out of the offending mobile – and sometimes the owners. If you decide the play music at least have the decency to use the earphone provided or – for the more dearer option – get a personal music player. Using the earphones also help when wanting to share music with a friend or whoever. Bear that in mind.
Case 2
Poor grammar and lack of punctuation. I know, I know, using less letters means more words but that doesn’t mean you can type in a completely different language. Combining text speak with non-existent punctuation just makes texts harder to read and understand. Just curious, but, does anyone else type in standard English? Here’s a note to some text-ers: “Only use capitals when they are necessary, please!”
Case 3
Using a mobile whilst driving. You’re driving as if the road is meandrous, please leave your mobile to ring. It’s not only stupid but also dangerous. Ever wondered why the ban, points deduction and fine started?
What makes owning a mobile stressful are some incompetent call centre operators. When I’ve asked for my mobile and contract to be cancelled because it’s almost the end of my contract, that’s what I expect – especially when I’m told it’s done. What I don’t expect is to get billed again, when my phone has been disconnected and I was told it had been cancelled. I also don’t expect to have to cancel my contract 4 times and have the bill increased another twenty-odd pounds! If this fifth attempt doesn’t work then I’m going to rid the existence of companies associated with mobiles – starting with Samsung. Don’t know how I’m going to do that though…hah.
/rant